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Old Stuff

i was browsing through my old hard drive looking at some stuff i did a long time ago. most of it's poop, but i liked these two. personal nostalgia. both of these were done purely for fun. i tend to like stuff i do just randomly and improvised more then i like stuff i planned out meticulously.

this is a thing i did one weekend over two years ago. i still like it, thus it emerges from the depths of my old hard drive and finds its way here. i remember this weekend i was also doing an animation test for a show, but i have the attention span of me, so i kept fiddling around. and ended up having this thing i was far more proud of then my test.if you know me, you know i make paper cranes all the time like a crazy person. i did this with tinfoil paper when i was 18 six years ago. i used tape to hold the thing down so it wouldn't slide around while i was folding. i suppose this could be used as a tutorial to make your own crane. i was super into stop motion when i was younger. not counting mario paint, my first finished animated shorts were stop motions of my action figures from when i was a tween.

Ninja Turtles

nirvana the band the show

everyone on earth should watch their videos. fucking brilliant. i've watched them all like fifty kajillion times.

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Dragonball Zoo 2: Sparkling Wonder Blast Unite

sordfins

i went to vegas, and drew some shit. after losing 60 bucks in roulette at the mirage, i decided to spend even more money to get into their zoo thing. they had my favorite animal, dolphins.

things that like to eat stoners

also at the mirage, jungle cats. the mandalay bay had an aquarium, and i drew their sharks. the lady there told me how to tell which ones were dudes. all of these are dudes. ALSO, the golden nugget had a water slide that went through a fucking shark tank. i did it 28 times.

birds and shit

also when to the la zoo, drew some flamingos, a turtle who was too stupid to notice he was standing in water, and a parrot and a drowsee. i also drew seagulls while surfing in santa monica.

elephants

and elephants. the new exhibit at the la zoo, which looks like jurassic park.

velociraptor!

another walkcycle

saw a bunch of people walking at disneyland, took mental pictures and put it into amination. people swing their arms more when they're tired from walking around all day in 115° weather.

life on earth

“There are many family resemblances among the organisms of the earth. Some are very apparent, such as the use of the number five. Humans have five major bodily projections; one head, two arms, two legs. So do ducks. “ Carl Sagan

shark week - porbeagle shark

shark week - zebra shark

shark week - port jackson shark

dragonball zoo

i just got a brand new car (from 1993), so for the past few weeks ive been going to the LA Zoo on sundays to draw the aminals. these are my favorite results of said trips.

monkeys / apes / pretty much the same thing

the big orangoutang on the top left is trying to jam a stick into a water bottle.

things they fight at the circus

the floating poop at the upper left is actually a hippo. scientists say that hippos are actually evolved from floating poop.

things with four legs but never use them

the actual rhino has no horn. but if youll notice, he looks far happier when i draw one anyway. the zebra in the bottom left isnt dead, it was scratching its back by twisting around in the dirt.

things that are practically dinosaurs

that weird dinosaur bird thing's name is really long. i looked at the sign, and immediately knew i wouldnt even attempt to pronounce it in my head. then, a four year old girl walked past me, and said it correctly on her first try. even after hearing her say it, i still couldnt do it.

things that are adorable

yes, that monkey is giving the other one a blow job. yes, they hugged after. no, he never called. yes, it was damaging to the children present.

guy's head blowing up

a character i made up for a short i want to make, but most likely never will. here's what his head looks like from the inside.

brendan fraser

heres some drawings i dooed of brendan fraser, star of hit films like the mummy, the mummy 2, and monkeybone. these 20 failed attempts at drawing his very plain face are only the beginning. also, he was in GI Joe, but there's not much point mentioning that one.

lazer phrogg man drawing

liz doesnt like it

these are his reactions to the question, "did you like that book called ____?" liz doesn't read. they invented movies, remember?

secondary motions

heres a walk cycle i did of Loop walking with his blood drenched axe and a severed unicorn head tied to a long stick. this thing has ridiculous amounts secondary motion going down. I'd count the unicorn head as thirdary motion, which is a real word i invented as i typed it.

paintings

here's some paintings ive had in my kitchen for a few weeks. they were done with poster ink on a regular sketch pad i got at rite aid, cuz i'm not biking distance from an art store.

truth, justice, and the american cheese

far into the future, after everything you've ever heard about the future is considered old fashioned, the milky way pasteurizes into a single, all powerful entity. SPACE CHEESE. here is a list of his most illustrious abilities.