dragonball zoo

i just got a brand new car (from 1993), so for the past few weeks ive been going to the LA Zoo on sundays to draw the aminals. these are my favorite results of said trips.

monkeys / apes / pretty much the same thing

the big orangoutang on the top left is trying to jam a stick into a water bottle.

things they fight at the circus

the floating poop at the upper left is actually a hippo. scientists say that hippos are actually evolved from floating poop.

things with four legs but never use them

the actual rhino has no horn. but if youll notice, he looks far happier when i draw one anyway. the zebra in the bottom left isnt dead, it was scratching its back by twisting around in the dirt.

things that are practically dinosaurs

that weird dinosaur bird thing's name is really long. i looked at the sign, and immediately knew i wouldnt even attempt to pronounce it in my head. then, a four year old girl walked past me, and said it correctly on her first try. even after hearing her say it, i still couldnt do it.

things that are adorable

yes, that monkey is giving the other one a blow job. yes, they hugged after. no, he never called. yes, it was damaging to the children present.

guy's head blowing up

a character i made up for a short i want to make, but most likely never will. here's what his head looks like from the inside.

brendan fraser

heres some drawings i dooed of brendan fraser, star of hit films like the mummy, the mummy 2, and monkeybone. these 20 failed attempts at drawing his very plain face are only the beginning. also, he was in GI Joe, but there's not much point mentioning that one.

lazer phrogg man drawing

liz doesnt like it

these are his reactions to the question, "did you like that book called ____?" liz doesn't read. they invented movies, remember?

secondary motions

heres a walk cycle i did of Loop walking with his blood drenched axe and a severed unicorn head tied to a long stick. this thing has ridiculous amounts secondary motion going down. I'd count the unicorn head as thirdary motion, which is a real word i invented as i typed it.

paintings

here's some paintings ive had in my kitchen for a few weeks. they were done with poster ink on a regular sketch pad i got at rite aid, cuz i'm not biking distance from an art store.